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2010, the New Yr

I don’t know about everyone but my new yr’s eve was interesting, quiet & was at home by 11.00pm. I clicked pictures of the once in a blue moon. It was surrounded by clouds first, then an aura of red rim…then after few hours i saw a blue light near it. I really enjoyed gallavanting around south Bombay to take pics of the moon.

The moon looked fiery. I remember reading in the newspapers that once ina blue it was…rare…glad to have captured it. Then went for a quiet dinner wt friends & was home in time to get some more good pics. Then was busy on the cellphone.

Next morning began the runs. My stomach hurts even today. I really fail to understand what i have eaten. The only problem i can remember is having fenugreek or methi as we call it. ALl these leafy veggies if i eat outside can hit my stomach, i’ve inherited an abso sensitive stomach fm my baba (father). But i saw a fab movie ‘raat gayi baat gayi.’ sooo much that we see around with married couples…how men r busy hitting upon every girl that walks around…saurabh shukla’s directed it..kallu mama. Brilliant job i must say..

however amidst all this one major controversy erupted. the makers of 3idiots film are caught in a fight with Chetan Bhagat who wrote a book part of wc the makers have adapted. it’s called five point something..

Now legally speaking they seem complacent. Who? The filmmakers -aamir (super actor..inspiration..adaptor etc), director – Raju Hirani & Vidhu Vinod Chopra Producer. But truly legally speaking they are NOT on a firm footing. Because even if they adapted they should have written so just below the credit lines of screen play, dialogue, writer…our friends did NOT think it wise, or rather they must’ve short changed Bhagat.

Bhagat for all his writing (wc i’m sorry i ain’t a fan, more so NOT motivated to read) wc has made him a bestseller in India, i’m sure he is well travelled & i presume with education, well read. Well i wish he had read more & consulted some lawyers, other writers when he may have been approached, informed by aamir, chopra or Hirani abt the film being made on his book. Unless ofcourse he was taken by their stardom -its’ ok, most are usually taken. Those who are NOT like me are considered pompous but who cares what others think.

I don’t know what went wrong with Bhagat’s thinking. But he wrote on his blog things that actually gave aamir a clean chit initially…then readers, fans wrote to bhagat & told him he was made an arse…so tehn in his blog he wrote…”I, frankly, was shocked to see this. This is because I was also fed ‘this is an original movie’ line a lot. I wanted to see the final script – it was never shown to me. I wanted to see the film before release – it was not shown to me (even though trials had been done for people). What’s more, the makers had called me to their office and pressured me several times to withdraw my ‘Based on a novel by’ credit, which was by contract. They told me they’d replace it with something like ‘initiated by’ – a credit that doesn’t exist anywhere in the world. I still told them that if the film is indeed original, I’ll happily withdraw the credit, but somehow the promos don’t tell me so. I asked them to show me the film and they fell silent.”

Bhagat wrote on his blog & slowly by 31st dec this was a huge controversy. Bhagat is an example for falling for in to the trap of these are nice guys they won’t let him down. But these are all business people. They realised here is a sucker. Someone gullible & quietly squeezed in one fine line, like caution smoking is injurious to health…like that bhagat’s name appears…he obviously must’ve NOT been paid a handsome amount. I also wonder whether Bhagat himself smelt that this film will be a big hit (he shld’ve considering aamir sells his films hard). He shld never have allowed the trio to cut him short.

Now the trio’s called Bhagat all names..then they try & out him down publicly. Such rascals, muscle men do this, these are creative people. What if someone were to steal aamir’s credits? In fact after amol guptey’s example, bhagat shld’ve been hard on aamir & gang…now the drama unfolds like Ektaa kapoor’s soaps…let’s see what more happens
Now the trio

Kick that butt, idiot

I’m sure many of you readers must’ve seen the really nice film, 3 idiots. Now i loved the film, some good lyrics, dialogues not so great music. But all in all a fantastic movie, will rate it even better than Paa.

Now my problem is NOT about the fact that there is a puny skinny, sukdya man spoof on my hottest fav James Bond, but the fact that even Aamir Khan has NOT bothered to give attention to some fine ‘detailing.’ That is called jockeys, panties, chaddis. Now i am one woman of those types for whom the look of panties, socks, bras, banyans, briefs matters tremendously. Puhleeez it was an assault on my visual senses to see multi coloured typical ‘Indian’ chaddis on display. Dark brown, light brown, brown, grey, black, dark black, light grey, white. Then in-between one sky blue, electric blue, orange & hideous red was squeezed in. They all looked mass products picked up fm Mohammed Ali road, Hill road or Lokhandwala, where all inner, outer, all types of wears, wares are displayed brazenly in your face!

See, if they are spending crores on a film they can buy jockeys, more so Victoria’s Secret or some such leading brand, where the male boxers, in this idiots case jocks, chaddis ‘look’ decent. I mean all the cast of whatever background were shown to wear modern clothes, so then why these mass produced chaddis with pathetic look & colours? Why were the crew, production people, director & main star Aamir stingy about it?

Then worst eye sore were unhealthy looking back sides, arses or bumbs. Dark i can deal with bcoz thankfully NONE of them are related to me, but hairy (ugghhh)flabby, fleshy shoved into my face as they stare from the screen?? i wanted to scream. If they can pull a fast one on James Bond, they owe themselves this one least qualification to show their back sides – toughen up guys. Their arses shook from side to side like spounges, urgggh…my eyes hurt even now…side splitting? No way, the sides hurt seeing how Indian men do NOT, i reiterate do NOT bother to give ample thought and care to their back sides.

There is NO point trying to look hot, with Six ab pack if you can’t maintain a good ‘butt.’ Is it important you may ask…well It is most important to a woman. I talk openly about, because i believe in my likes, which by now you must’ve gathered are pretty strong. Stronger are the dislikes.

Few years ago when i was going out with a foreign photo-journalist our common firend colleague had asked us in a circle what attracted me to a man. I said the man’s eyes, face & more so the butt. I told him i don’t look at most Indian men, because they IGNORE their butts completely. They are not tough, tight which look as attractive as the face. The other men at the table laughed, thought I was insane, mean, tough benchmarks & Neeta has her own Idiosyncrasies. The women shyly, coyly half smiled, because they just have NEVER told what they like or not & i’m sure as a result their men presume on behalf of women. May be their spouses have never really cared to find out. They looked like ‘no one asks us, but we agree with Neeta..’ type of expression they wore.

Now coming back to idiots, that is exactly what i felt. Pitied the women spouses of the male star cast who openly displayed their back sides so frequently, which i thought was very very cool. But for some stickler, perfectionist like Aamir, this was such a gaffe it is unforgivable…hope he reads this & falls down laughing. I mean it’s like seeing a shaky Pamela Anderson with half the size of her boobs shaking & sagging loosely…well yes that is exactly how the arses/butts of most men looked.

I am tremendously biased. I luvvvvv Daniel Craig, he is on my home page of twitter. Just see him rise out of the water, he beats Ursula Anderson man…!! He looks awesome, what tight butt, that John Abraham tried his best to show his wotever in Dostana, but sorry guys i wrote then…flopped badly..firstly wooden dead pan face…in marathi we say maashi he halat nahi naka varun, then that thin abso NO worked out butt, did NOT click…with me…i’m sure women of all age groups paid to see it..I saw the film free..

so kick the butts guys..